Handy Work

At times I'll sit and draw my hand. My left hand. Since I'm right handed all my hand drawings are of my left hand. Unless I draw a right hand drawing a right hand, but that's a little too M.C. Escher for me. Here are a bunch of left hands drawn then painted for some artistic calisthenics. Please no back handed compliments. (BOOOOOOOOO, even I thought that last pun was bad.)

Mind if I Axe You A Question?

"Damn it, Bill. I thought you wanted to 'ASK' me something terrible."
"Honey, they gave me the Axe today."
"Crap!! I need Club Soda before this stain sets!!"
"I gotta splitting head ache."
"Phil always did like it parted on the right."
"Has anyone seen the first aid kit?"
"That's the last time I flip off a redneck in traffic."
"'Idiots Guide To Juggling' my ASS!"
"F@cking Mondays."

Everything Has It's Place.

My wife, whom I love greatly, is knee deep in the nesting phase of her second pregnancy (We're having a little girl in May if I haven't mentioned it!!). My wife is constantly fluttering around the house and securing the twigs and sticks that makes up a nice nest. Well this is all well and good... until I NEED something. Like my wallet, my car keys, the cord that allows me to download pictures from my camera to our computer. I love her. I know I've said that already, but I really do. Our house is looking fantastic. She even turned our garage into an art studio. What kind of artist wouldn't love THAT!! I'm just saying. I need a map, a hint, or a clue if I want to find the waffle iron. Sorry Chase, it's pancakes again. Mommy hid the waffle iron, along with your high chair, the silverware and your sippy cups. Everyday is a scavenger hunt. Which isn't such a bad thing if you're up for the adventure.

Heavy Lifting

Sometimes in life you're required to do some serious heavy lifting. Next time this happens to you, put on some tights.

Neil Has One Too!

His is bigger and longer and... Damn it. I'm talking about his blog. Check out some fun pics and crazy faces. Neil is the guy who got me started taking photos. Jumping photos. Extreme Close Up photos. Sideways photos. Down low photos. Check out his blog.

http://reignsone.blogspot.com/

Neil lives in San Diego, so if you see him, buy him a beer, tell him you read about him here, and then give the guy a hug. You'll have a damn fun time hanging with the guy. I guarantee it!

So Angry

Ever been so angry you wanted to explode? Yeah... me too.

The Evil Eye

The other day my son came to me and said "Blog?". And I proceeded to tell him that Daddy's been very busy and hasn't had much time to do anything for his blog. He just stared at me.