Friday, February 6, 2009

Mind if I Axe You A Question?

"Damn it, Bill. I thought you wanted to 'ASK' me something terrible."
"Honey, they gave me the Axe today."
"Crap!! I need Club Soda before this stain sets!!"
"I gotta splitting head ache."
"Phil always did like it parted on the right."
"Has anyone seen the first aid kit?"
"That's the last time I flip off a redneck in traffic."
"'Idiots Guide To Juggling' my ASS!"
"F@cking Mondays."

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