The Captain Kisses Suzy Kolber

My good friend and business associate Ace Bandito comes over to me today and says that he's won a contest on a sports blog called "Kissing Suzy Kolber" for going against his obnoxious behavioral instincts and donating a generous sum of money to a good cause. To be honest I was pretty astonished because one: I read KSK on a daily basis and two: I skipped the charity contest posts because I was more interested in football and pictures of naked women (This is a really great site if I haven't mentioned it). To make matters worse Ace wins the contest for donating the most money for the day. Damn... I feel like a dick. Here I am glossing over a good charitable cause to laugh at a damn hilarious story about Rex Ryan and my man Ace Bandito is dropping cash to help out Athletes for a Cure and the Wounded Warrior Project (See more about these charities here). So the point to this post is one: I am declaring myself ass of the day. And two: To get people to jump in and help The Captain of KSK puke his guts out on a gym floor.